Hayes (Alex): Cease and desist, or I will...put the hurting on your buttocks!

Janice (Johanna): "Put a hurtin' on your ass."

Hayes (Alex): Put a hurting on your bottom!

Janice (Johanna): Ass!  ASS!  Jesus Kevin, could you be any whiter?!?!

 - 1.5, 9/10ths Of The Law

Delphi (Jennifer): (as she's running from a Podori demon who is trashing her house) HEY! That's FRENCH!

 - 2.1, The Sea Gives Up Its Dead

Podori Demon (NPC): Hish'waa gorth'mek do geth'kalll!

Daffydd (Kevin): (as an aside to Hayes) I don't think Janice has carnal relations with her mother, does she?

Hayes (Alex): Daffydd, there really is a time for translating demon speech, and a time to just let it go...

 - 2.2, Circling

Director (Alex): (As everyone is equipping for a trip to a hell dimension) OK, and Janice is wearing what?

Everyone Else: (at once) BLACK!

Janice (Johanna): Heeeyyy...

Delphi (Jennifer): I said, don't open any portals in my living room!

Hayes (Alex): (pointing back through the door, while continuing his casting) THAT'S the living room.  THIS is the kitchen.

Delphi (Jennifer): (Having gone through the portal, and having discovered Julian's eyes have changed color) Oh hey gee...your eyes...you look like a malamute!

Julian (Logan): Gee thanks.  Is my nose wet?

Julian (Logan): (Gesturing at a nearby demon) Is he slobbering in Welsh?

Daffydd (Kevin): All he said was 'hrrrrrrr blgrlblgrl snarl.'

Julian (Logan): (under his breath) Huh...sounds Welsh to me...

 - 2.3, When Daffydd Was Six